Top Ten Things To Do When You Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night And Can't Fall Back Asleep....
Top Ten Things To Do When You Wake Up
In The Middle Of The Night And Can't Fall Back Asleep....
In honor of my beautiful new friend,
Vonna.
- Thank God for the sleep you DID get, 'cause it may be all you're getting. Seriously. I have been known to go to sleep at 11pm, wake up at 1am, and I'm up for the day! Who can manage on 2 hours of sleep? Not me. I am a grumpy mac grump grump all day. But it's not my fault. I will stay in my corner if you stay in yours. Deal? Deal. Quit looking at me. Blah.
- Don't call anybody, unless it's an emergency. An emergency does not exist ONLY because you can't sleep.
- Get online and see if anybody else is up. With the rampant frequency of insomnia these days, you can probably find an ally in your awakeness. Well, apparently that is not a word, because it has a squiggle line under it. I am using it anyway, in my rebelliousness.
- If you must get up and eat, don't eat EVERYTHING and leave the stuff nobody wants in the pantry. (Why haven't you thrown the stale cereal away before now anyway? Go on and do it now.)
- Clean. Yes. If I KNOW I am not going back to sleep, I clean. You will need to do the quiet things, though. Don't vacuum. Wash a load of towels. DON'T wash tennis shoes or something that is going to bump around and make noise. Dust. Fold clothes. Quiet cleaning. Because you know you are going to want to nap tomorrow.
- Read. My FAVORITE thing to do, besides writing or going to thrift stores. Usually what I write in the middle of the night is sheer brilliance or total crap. Mostly the latter. And thrift stores are not open 24/7.
- Watch YouTube. However, I have been known to get into some weird places on YouTube at night. Like the videos where they are lancing things. I will assure you, you will not go back to sleep after seeing THAT.
- Catch up on things you have DVR'd.
- Clean out your purse, purge the pictures off of your cell phone of the inside of your purse, roll quarters...you get the idea.
- Match your socks.
Now this is just a partial list,
quickly jotted down off of the top of my head. I hardly EVER sleep
all night, so I have lots of other things I do, but these are the
ones I can think of right now. Oh, and watch cats on YouTube. Y'all
know that is my go to. I can't have cats because my family is
allergic, so I vicariously own all the kittens on YouTube.
What do y'all do? Let me know in the
comments!!
joy!
Vicky




